Found this in my e-mail! :D
A drunk husband came home one night, really trashed and wasted to the hilt. He went straight to their bedroom and slept, unaware of his environment. The next morning, he was astonished to find that the house was in order and breakfast was set on the table.
Next to his plate, a glass of water and aspirin were placed neatly along with a note from his wife. He expected her to be furious with his drinking, but found the note to be the opposite.
“I went out to get the groceries. Will be back in an hour. I love you so much. :)”
Surprised that his wife wasn’t angry at him, he asked his son: “What happened last night? Is your mother angry?”
His son looked at him and said: “Mom tried to undress you last night, but you said STOP! I’M MARRIED!”
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